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Opening up: Andy Strauss and Ian Botham. The two teams are warming up on the outfield behind them. "I don't read too much into the preparation," says Sir Iron Bottom. "And I think England's has been very good anyway." Two minutes in, and he is already talking tommyrot. England's preparation, particularly in comparison to how well they did last time they were in Australia, has been pretty awful. No one has made a case to be picked as the third quick, and Matt Prior has been knacked. The batsmen, though, have all had at least one good innings each.